So due to watching Brendon Urie look like a hot Amish dude in the Northern Downpour video, I now want Brendon Urie as Amish fic.
So like Brendon's seventeen, and on his Rumspringa. And he feels majorly conflicted because on one hand he wants to please his family and community by getting baptized, but on the other hand he knows he's gay and can't reconcile not being true to himself.
So he ends up meeting Jon, Ryan and Spencer and totally falls for like, all of them. And of course they love his voice when they hear him sing a hymn. So they form Panic, and start writing songs, and they have the chance of getting signed. And the get him high and drunk for the first time, and they all run around with FBR, and Brendon just loves living in the outside world. He loves not having to hide who he is. But then the reality of losing his family and all the guilt hits and he freaks. He goes back home and starts the baptism process. And he tries to put all his time in the outside world behind him, and is courting a girl and is really trying to do his best to be a good Amish. But he just can't forget.
But he's scared, since he's realized that he's not only in love with a guy, but with three of them, and he has no idea what to do. Until the last night before the baptism,, when Brendon realizes that Panic is the best thing to ever happen to him, and he just can't leave them behind. So he packs his things and heads off to Chicago to find the band.
And Panic is now signed, but they're stalling at finding a new singer, since no one can replace Brendon, and things just aren't right without him. But then there's a knock on the door of Panic's apartment building one night, and Ryan opens the door to find Brendon. It turns out that he hitchhiked all the way from fucking Indiana. So Ryan lets him in, and once Brendon opens his mouth he just can't stop talking. So he tells them everything, the guilt, his loyalty to his family, his desire to sing, he inability to forget his time with them. And the guys are thinking that this is some final farewell when the truth comes out, and they all freeze. Brendon claps his hand over his mouth, wondering how the words "and I'm in love with all of you" just ended up coming out.
And then Jon is grinning, and Spencer says "I knew it" and Ryan just kisses Brendon. And they all slide to the floor in a giant boypile, and Brendon realizes that hey, he may have just left his family, but that he's finally home.
And then they all have sex. The end.