All of that was relatively normal until you said BUBBLER and RUMMAGE. I say garage sale or yard sale.
There was this one scene girl with horrid extensions, in my physics class and she was from Wisconsin. She asked the teacher if she could go to the bubbler. We all turned and stared because we had no idea what the fuck she just said. Hahaha. I asked my friend up in MN and he says it's common up in those parts. WEIRD.
I say water fountain. Sorry to say...