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I keep watching NCIS. It's a cooler JAG version of CSI, but without all the law and planes and crap. Illegal arms dealing for the win!

My boyfriend's 21st birthday is tonight, and it's being turned into our second annual porn party. So far we have:

1. THE DAVINCI LOAD - It's like the movie, but not.

2. PIRATES - Also like the movie, but with more lesbians.

3. EDWARD PENISHANDS - Nuff said.

4. SNOW WHITE - Midget incest porn for all my friends at

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5. LA BLUE GIRL - Live action tentacle porn. For all your needs.

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PIRATES IS THE ONLY ONE OF THOSE I HAVE SEEN.

I HAVE HEARD VERY GOOD THINGS ABOUT LA BLUE GIRL THOUGH.

LA BLUE GIRL IS VERY FUNNY. IT HAS NINJAS AND SHIT.

DA VINCI LOAD IS MY FAVORITE, BECAUSE THEY REALLY TRY TO ACT. THE LINES ARE SO VERY MEMORABLE IN THEIR STUPIDITY.

I COULD BARELY SIT THROUGH THE DA VINCI CODE, SO I IMAGINE THE PORN IS EVEN MORE PAINFUL.

I THINK IT'S ACTUALLY FUNNIER THEN THE MOVIE, BECAUSE IT'S COMPLETE CRAP AND IS SO BAD THAT IT'S HILARIOUS.

THE MAIN PLOT IS THAT FAMOUS PAINTERS/HISTORICAL PEOPLE USED THEIR SEMEN IN THEIR PAINTINGS, AND THIS "PRIORY OF SEMEN" IS TRYING TO COLLECT IT ALL AND USE IT TO CREATE SUPERBABIES OR SOME SHIT.

THAT DOES SOUND LIKE A PRETTY GOOD PLOT ACTUALLY. ARE THERE LESBIANS? I WOULD THINK THAT WITH THE FOCUS OF THE PLOT BEING AROUND SEMEN IT WOULD BE HARD TO FIT LESBIANS IN.

ACTUALLY THE WHOLE PRIORY IS LESBIANS. THERE'S A WHOLE LESBIAN ORGY AT THE END.

NIIICE!

NCIS=LOVE.

NCIS rules. There is no better team.

IKR?
I just luuurve Abby.

I REALLY WANNA SEE THE PIRATES ONE. SIGH. BUT THE SNOW WHITE ONE SOUNDS FUCKING AMAZING.

IT'S KINDA CREEPY, BECAUSE IT'S IN ITALIAN, AND THE DWARVES ARE REALLY UGLY, AND THE PRINCE BANGS HIS COUSIN AND STEP-MOM, AND THE MUSIC IS SOME CHEERY AUSTRIAN POLKAS.

.....WOW.

AND YOU HAVE JUST SUMMED THE WHOLE THING UP.

WHEEEE I WIN.

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