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[interpol15]

I keep watching NCIS. It's a cooler JAG version of CSI, but without all the law and planes and crap. Illegal arms dealing for the win!

My boyfriend's 21st birthday is tonight, and it's being turned into our second annual porn party. So far we have:

1. THE DAVINCI LOAD - It's like the movie, but not.

2. PIRATES - Also like the movie, but with more lesbians.

3. EDWARD PENISHANDS - Nuff said.

4. SNOW WHITE - Midget incest porn for all my friends at capslock_spn.

5. LA BLUE GIRL - Live action tentacle porn. For all your needs.

Comments

[interpol15.livejournal.com]

I THINK IT'S ACTUALLY FUNNIER THEN THE MOVIE, BECAUSE IT'S COMPLETE CRAP AND IS SO BAD THAT IT'S HILARIOUS.

THE MAIN PLOT IS THAT FAMOUS PAINTERS/HISTORICAL PEOPLE USED THEIR SEMEN IN THEIR PAINTINGS, AND THIS "PRIORY OF SEMEN" IS TRYING TO COLLECT IT ALL AND USE IT TO CREATE SUPERBABIES OR SOME SHIT.

[cheshirepuss.livejournal.com]

THAT DOES SOUND LIKE A PRETTY GOOD PLOT ACTUALLY. ARE THERE LESBIANS? I WOULD THINK THAT WITH THE FOCUS OF THE PLOT BEING AROUND SEMEN IT WOULD BE HARD TO FIT LESBIANS IN.

[interpol15.livejournal.com]

ACTUALLY THE WHOLE PRIORY IS LESBIANS. THERE'S A WHOLE LESBIAN ORGY AT THE END.

[cheshirepuss.livejournal.com]

NIIICE!