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[interpol15]

I keep watching NCIS. It's a cooler JAG version of CSI, but without all the law and planes and crap. Illegal arms dealing for the win!

My boyfriend's 21st birthday is tonight, and it's being turned into our second annual porn party. So far we have:

1. THE DAVINCI LOAD - It's like the movie, but not.

2. PIRATES - Also like the movie, but with more lesbians.

3. EDWARD PENISHANDS - Nuff said.

4. SNOW WHITE - Midget incest porn for all my friends at capslock_spn.

5. LA BLUE GIRL - Live action tentacle porn. For all your needs.

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[earthquakedream.livejournal.com]

I REALLY WANNA SEE THE PIRATES ONE. SIGH. BUT THE SNOW WHITE ONE SOUNDS FUCKING AMAZING.

[interpol15.livejournal.com]

IT'S KINDA CREEPY, BECAUSE IT'S IN ITALIAN, AND THE DWARVES ARE REALLY UGLY, AND THE PRINCE BANGS HIS COUSIN AND STEP-MOM, AND THE MUSIC IS SOME CHEERY AUSTRIAN POLKAS.

[earthquakedream.livejournal.com]

.....WOW.

[interpol15.livejournal.com]

AND YOU HAVE JUST SUMMED THE WHOLE THING UP.

[earthquakedream.livejournal.com]

WHEEEE I WIN.