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i am really tired. we had the mu (memorial union) bash last night, and it went on forever. but i did learn to salsa, which is neat. i can't wait until the warm weather here is over, the heat is just driving me crazy. i made the following up while listening to avenue q.

all i need to now in life i learned from avenue q.
1.q. what do you do with a B.A. in English?
a. work for a temp agency
2.my life sucks, your life sucks, all our lives suck, but gary colemans sucks worse.
3. as much as we hate to admit it, we're all a little bit racist sometimes, even if we try not to be
4.above all, the internet is for PORN
5.any and all mix tapes are to be analyzed to death
6.because you can't be it anywhere else ,it's okay to be as loud as the hell you want in your bedroom
7.if a guy has a girlfriend who lives in canada, chances are he's gay
8.there's a fine, fine line between love and a waste of time, but it takes a long time to realize it
9.there IS life outside your apartment, but it sucks and now its time to go home
10.if you love someone so much that you want to kill them, chances are you've fallen head over heels for them
11.we ALL wish we could go back to college once its over
12.except for death and taxes, EVERYTHING in this world is only for now
13. you have to go after what you want when you first have the chance, because there will probably never be another one