(no subject)

[interpol15]

Jesus fuck, livejournal, I want to edit my post, not leave a comment on it!

My internet is seriously trying to get itself a beating today. I blame the Russians.

Comments

[noheadlines.livejournal.com]

FROM NOW ON, ANYONE WHO FLOUNCES ON LIVEJOURNAL HAS TO SAY "DO SVIDANYA!"

[interpol15.livejournal.com]

WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? WAS I FLOUNCING? I DON'T HAVE ANY RUFFLES. AND WHY ARE WE (THEORETICALLY) YELLING?

I DON'T KNOW RUSSIAN FOR SHIT.

[noheadlines.livejournal.com]

Flouncing = announcing that you're leaving (mostly to generate sympathy, like skinny girls who say "OMG I'm so fat!"). Do svidanya = Russian for goodbye (I think).

Sorry. :S The caps is because I'm in a silly mood. You weren't flouncing -- it was just a random idea that popped into my head.

[interpol15.livejournal.com]

Ah. I'm kinda brainded lately. And now I'm having high school flashbacks because way too many girls were like that. Just makes me want to smack them.

Ah. The only Russian I know are different vodka brand names. Oops. I thought about taking it, but then I found out that Russian has like 8 noun cases, and the cyrillic alphabet is confusing.

IT'S OKAY, CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL. AND I LIKE THIS IDEA OF SIGNING OUT BY FLOUNCING OFF AND SPEAKING RUSSIAN.

Bert kinda looks like Jesus in your icon.

[noheadlines.livejournal.com]

I think saying do svidanya would be more intelligent than the stupid-ass KGB/In Soviet Russia jokes you get on eljay these days.

Bert is Jesus. Well ... he can save my soul any day ;)

[interpol15.livejournal.com]

I used to have a wallpaper of that pic of Bert in front of the cross with the words "There is no hope, no savior in me" about three years ago. Oh Bert. I miss you.

At least there isn't too much Soviet Sunday on lj. That got old quick.