this post dedicated to my flist, past, present, and future

[interpol15]

Okay, drunk. Alone. Does this make me an alcoholic? Also, dana_shulps where are you? I want to spam you with my Jon/Spencer trauma surgeon AU!

Jezus, I have waaaay too many fic ideas running around in my head right now. Also, I cannot spell to save my life.

ENTERTAIN ME! PLOTBUNNIES, PICS, RANTS, WHY I AM A BAD PERSON FOR LOVING CINNAMON TOOTHPASTE AND VIVA LA BAM, LIFE STORIES, ANYTHING.

I LOVE EVERYONE ON MY FLIST, EVEN THOSE THAT I DON'T TALK TO MUCH ANYMORE. azrielen, hergerbabe, bynx89, faded_memories, annella, fictionalfemme, poezel, hermaphrodite, hookernails, illgiveupinyou (OR ALLIE, AS I LIKE TO CALL YOU. WE SHOULD GET TOGETHER. I ALWAYS THOUGHT YOU WERE TOO COOL FOR ME IN HIGH SCHOOL), pez_gurl, strangelyshaded, coricomile, JESUS, MY WHOLE FUCKING FLIST OF AWESOME PEOPLE, CAUSE I HAVE BEEN SHIT AT BEING ACTIVE LATELY. I'M AMAZED THAT YA'LL HAVEN'T DEFRIENDED ME YET. I KNOW I'M NOT A BNF IN ANYTHING, BUT I FEEL SO HONORED TO HAVE EVERY SINGLE PERSON ON MY FLIST AS FRIENDS. OH MY GOD, YOU ALL ROCK SO HARD.

YOU ALL MAKE ME SO HAPPY. THANK YOU FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART FOR MAKING MY LIFE BEARABLE AT TIMES, AND BEING MY ONLY BRIGHT SPOT IN THE DARK.

Comments

[cheshirepuss.livejournal.com]

WAIT, YOU AREN'T A BNF IN ANYTHING?

I AM SO DEFRIENDING YOU.

[interpol15.livejournal.com]

WHAT THE FUCK, I'M TOTALLY A BNF IS AWESOME FIC THAT WILL NEVER GET WRITTEN CAUSE I'M LAZY.

ILU, MARRY ME? WE CAN HAVE AWESOMELY KINKY SEX INVOLVING DILDOES AND PEGGING AND SHIT.

I MEAN STUFF, NOT ACTUAL POOP SHIT. UNLESS IT'S SHITTING DICK NIPPLES.

[cheshirepuss.livejournal.com]

I AM WILLING TO HAVE HOT KINKY SEX WITH YOU INVOLVING SHITTING DICK NIPPLES ANYTIME, BB.

HOWEVER, BEFORE I AGREE TO MARRIAGE, I WILL NEED TO KNOW YOUR ANNUAL INCOME. I AM A GOLD DIGGER.

[interpol15.livejournal.com]

RIGHT NOW, ABOUT NOTHING, BUT ONCE I GET MY PARALEGAL DEGREE, BETWEEN 30000 AND 50000. HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT LIVING IN WISCONSIN/CHICAGO METRO AREA?

ALSO, HOW DO YOU LIVE WITH BEING SO HOT? I AM MAKING A PIC POST OF MYSELF FOR YOU, ALTHOUGH I AM NOT ANYWHERE NEAR AS HOT AS YOU. I AM A CLASSICAL MUSIC LOVER THOUGH/

[cheshirepuss.livejournal.com]

ARE YOU WILLING TO SUPPORT ME WITH YOUR PARALEGAL FUNDS SO THAT I WILL NOT HAVE TO WORK? THAT IS ALL THAT I CARE ABOUT. AND I WOULD LOVE TO LIVE IN WISCONSIN. I HAVE A RAGING BONER FOR THAT STATE. I AM NOT SO SURE ABOUT CHICAGO THOUGH.

I AM EXCITED FOR YOUR PICTURE POST! I LIKE TO SEE WHAT PEOPLE I AM FRIENDS WITH LOOK LIKE. YOU KNOW, SO THAT I STOP THINKING OF THEM AS DEAN ICONS OR WHATEVER.

LOL, CLASSICAL MUSIC.

[interpol15.livejournal.com]

OMG, TOTALLY. WISCONSIN IS AWESOME, EXECPT FOR MPS'S FAILING RATE, THE MASSIVE DRUG USE AND HICK LIFE. I ONLY SAID CHICAGO METRO ARE BECAUSE SOUTHEASTERN WISCONSIN (WHERE I LIVE) FALLS UNDER IT, SO I'M TECHNICALLY A REALLY FAR SUBURB OF CHICAGO. ALSO, CONCERTS."

WE HAVE AWESOME SEASONS THOUGH. I CAN TOTALLY DRIVE LIKE MAD, EVEN IN SNOW AND ICE. SLIGHTLY LESS RAIN AND MORE LUTHERANS THEN WASHINGTON, ALTHOUGH MADISON (WHERE I LIVE) IS FUCKING AWESOME.

DUDE, I LOVE CLASSICAL. I ALMOST ENDED UP BEING A MUSIC MAJOR, AND I'LL PROBABLY REGRET NOT DOING IT FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE. I ADORE CLASSICAL. AND METAl AND HARDCORE. GO FIGURE.

[cheshirepuss.livejournal.com]

LOL, I LIVE IN A PART OF WASHINGTON WHERE WE HAVE SEASONS AND IT ISN'T ALL RAIN ALL THE TIME LIKE IN SEATTLE. I DON'T REALLY KEEP TRACK OF THE LUTHERANS. I AM PRETTY GOOD AT DRIVING IN SNOW TOO! TOGETHER, WE COULD BE AN UNSTOPPABLE TEAM!

I THINK THERE ARE A LOT OF PEOPLE WHO REGRET NOT DOING THAT MAJOR THAT THEY REALLY WANTED TO DO BUT DIDN'T.

ALSO, YOU ARE TYPING A LOT FOR A DRUNK PERSON. LOL.

[interpol15.livejournal.com]

OMG, WE ARE SO AWESOME. I DIDN'T KNOW THERE WERE PARTS OF WASHINGTON THAT HAD SEASONS BESIDE RAIN. THAT'S COOL. WE ARE FUCKING AMAZING.

MAN (NOT THAT I THINK YOU ARE, JUST SLANG), I THINK THAT ALMOST EVERYONE HAS REGRETS LIKE THAT.

I AM DOING A SHIT TON OF RESPELLING AND RETYPING. IT'S TAKING ME ABOUT TWICE THE NORMAL ABOUT OF TIME TO POST AND SHIT.

[cheshirepuss.livejournal.com]

WE ARE SO AMAZING. I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE HOW BRILLIANT WE ARE!

LOL, I AM GOING TO BED. GOOD NIGHT BB.

[cheshirepuss.livejournal.com]

LOL, THREE EDITS?

HOW MANY DRINKS DID YOU HAVE?

[interpol15.livejournal.com]

OH SHUT UP. SEVERAL. I HAVE LOST COUNT. ALMOST HALF A BOTTLE OF UV BLUE. I NEED TO SELF-MEDICATEM AFTER DEALING WITH MY LOVELY BUT OVERBEARING AND OVERLY-CAREFUL PARENTS (I'M THE YOUNGEST, I THINK IT'S SOME SORT OF EMPTY-NEST THING, AND ME BECOMING "VAGUELY RESPONSIBLE AND ADULT-ISH" (ACTUAL QUOTE FROM THE RENTS).

THE KEYBOARD MONITOR ARE QUITE SWIRLY. USUALLY I HAVE A BETTER TOLERANCE THEN THIS. DAMN. WHY AREN'T MY GERMAN/AUSTRIAN/CROATIAN ALCOHOLIC GENES KICKING IN?

[earthquakedream.livejournal.com]

AHHH I LOVE YOU TOO. I KNOW I FAIL WITH THE COMMENTING ON STUFF BUT I READ ALL YOUR ENTRIES. I'M A STALKER. \O/

[interpol15.livejournal.com]

OMG, ME TOO. LET'S BE STALKERS TOGETHER, RIGHT!

[earthquakedream.livejournal.com]

TTLY OMFG.

[hermaphrodite.livejournal.com]

I still love you too! I'm just terrible at commenting and such...