Bronx Mowgli?

[interpol15]

Damnit Pete, I totally thought you weren't going to give your kid a weird name. I mean, Pear Liberal Studies Wentz is totally better then Bronx Mowgli.

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[greyandgrey.livejournal.com]

Bronx is ridiculous. Mowgli is adorable.

I have decided to ignore the first name and pretend the kid's name is just Mowgli Wentz. Because, being raised by Wentzlee, that's a really apropos name.

[interpol15.livejournal.com]

Mowgli is a great name, but I have no idea where Bronx came from. It makes no sense.

I was still holding out for Pear though. I love that name.

[greyandgrey.livejournal.com]

Oh Pear.

Not such a great name for a boy, though. Opens him up for a lot of schoolyard teasing about fruits.

[safebehindteeth.livejournal.com]

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