Meme time!

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Go to Google and type in "(Your Name) needs", and post five of the results. And try not to die laughing.


1. Gail needs 15 minutes to change clothes.

2. Gail needs cash to get her through the next couple of weeks. (they're reading my mind! I could so use a gift of an obscenely large sum of money, hehehe)

3. Gail needs ownership of producing oil fields. (WTF?)

4. Gail needs stitches after her encounter with the crocodile. (Ummmm, okaaaaaay. Sure, whatever you say buddy. Like we really have a lot of crocodiles in the bloody MIDWEST)

Annnddddd...

5. Gail needs ONE ticket to the My Chemical Romance concert. Hell YES!

Comments

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Your name is Gail? That's such a pretty name.

*steals this meme*

Sierra needs...

[http://users.livejournal.com/_fubuki_/]

I found this funny article by hitting, "I feel lucky"
http://www.deepchip.com/items/dac04-17.html

Exerpt:
If you look at the 9 users comments on Sierra below, 8 of them are
"tire kickers"; they're not actual customers, just people interested
in looking at Sierra. Sierra needs hands-on users and needs to get
these same users to publically speak up on its behalf.


Sierra needs...:

1) Sierra needs hands-on users.

2) Sierra needs a Software Engineer Berendir [apparently, Sierra has a job opening].

3) Now Hiring Sluts - Sierra needs money.

4) Sierra needs a new home.

5) Not every component within Sierra needs or should be under the 'talon.'